Monday, June 7, 2010

Pregnant and the Beach

We have all heard of the story Beauty and the Beast. Pregnant and the Beach is another story that Im going to tell you.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, young, girl named LeeAnn, who loved the beach. She would go every chance she got. In fact she would go so much at one time that she knew the lifeguard rotation. She knew which lifeguard was going to be at her stand on the weekend that she was going. LeeAnn loves the beach so much that she decorates her home like a beach, because she cant afford a beach house.
One day, LeeAnns mother bought a beach trailer. It sits about 1 mile away from the beautiful ocean. LeeAnn spent all winter preparing the beach house, and making plans for her "Summer of LeeAnn". Ken, LeeAnn's husband, made her get pregnant and all her dreams of a "Summer of LeeAnn" went bye bye. LeeAnn can no longer sit and read a book in the sun. She gets no more time to lay and fall alseep by the beautiful ocean. BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS to her old BODY...Now she smells of Viegar because she has a slight burn on her leggies. The EVIL sun did this to her. She can hardly walk because the skin is so tight and her poor little feet are a tad bit swollen. LeeAnn is at home now with her husband and her puppies. The baby is fine and kicking around and next year will be the "Summer of LeeAnn and her little bambino".


Moral of the story Pregnant and the Beach, is, that Pregnant women, as beautiful as they are should only go to the beach if they are going to be under an umbrella because they are more sensitive to the sun. They have alot of blood going through their body so that means they burn a tad bit quicker.

Vinegar I hear takes the burn out.. We will see..Thats my bowl of vinegar and my aloe with Lidocane.


Anyhoo... back to blogging and not story telling, the beach was very nice. I wish Ken could have gone, but that is alright we are going in 2 weeks for a long weekend and I will have 50spf on and be under an umbrella. I can also tell you that I will more then likely go down to the beach at 9am come home at 11am and then go back down there for the late afternoon.. like 6ish... my my how times have changed.

Ken and I were watching TV tonite ( food cake challenge ) and I saw some rice krispie treats. Ken and I both said dang they look good. SO I hopped up, hobbled over to the stove and made some. Thats what you get Mr, TV, try and do that again and Ill fix yah.

I will post some prego pics of me tomorrow when I get back from the doctor. You have seen my belly at 4 1/2 and 5 1/2 mths. Tomorrow is the big 6th month. I hope hope hope that she doesnt give me too terrible of a time tomorrow about this burn on my legs. I was swolt last night. Lets hope I have learned my lesson. Enjoy the pics of the Beach.





4 comments:

Lorraine said...

wwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.....
you dont get to read at the beach and lay and get tanned.
have 3 kids and see how much 'fun' you have at the beach.
HAHHHAHAH
i crack myself up

LeeAnn said...

guess Im not Super Mom like you. YOu had 3 kids... by choice. I will enjoy myslef on the beach once again next year with my 9 month old. It will be alright! Im a big girl.

Lorraine said...

yeah i am sure that 9 mos old wont be crawling around in the dirt and eating sand.
hahahahhahaha
dont expect to be lounging around at the beach for a while unless nonna wants to take the baby!

LeeAnn said...

I will be in the sand playing with my child dear... If you read the post it says Next summer will be the summer of LeeAnn and the bambino. Not the summer of LeeAnn. If my child eats sand I guess he will have sandy poop. God made dirt and dirt dont hurt!